space whores

[Kirk:]
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Captain Kirk was in the stars, trying to consume
some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
just rollin on my ship near the Neutral Zone

[Spock:]
Just hit the Eastside of the UFP
on a mission trying to find Captain James T
Seen a shuttle full of girls ain’t no need to tweak
all you skirts know what’s up with NCC

[Kirk:]
So I hooks a left at Sector Z-6
some Klingons shootin dice so I said “Let’s do this”
I beamed out the ride, and said “What’s up?”
some Klingons pulled some phasers so I said “I’m stuck.”

[Spock:]
These girls peepin me but they engine’s too hot
Beamed these females just in time thanks to Mr. Scott
Won’tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my captain and some suckers all in his mix

[Kirk:]
I’m gettin jacked, I’m breakin myself
I can’t believe they taking Jimmy’s wealth
They took my comm, they took my fatshirt
I looked at the Klingon and said “Damn, what’s next?”

[Spock:]
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
ain’t none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta beam real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my hand and pinch them busters down

[Kirk:]
They got phasers to my head
I think I’m going down
I can’t believe this happenin in my own town
I don’t have my communicator
Or I’d call up Mr. Scott
But I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Spock

[Spock:]
One phaser set high and one phaser set low
Mr. Spock is about to make some bodies turn cold
now they droppin and yellin
it’s a tad bit late
Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk had to regulate

I laid all them busters down
I let my gat explode
now I’m switching my mind back into freak mode
if you want skirts lets beam up to the ship
I just left a gang of those over there on the bridge

[Kirk:]
Now Spock got the freaks
and that’s a known fact
before I got jacked I was on the same track
back up back up cause it’s on
S P O C K and me
the Captain J T

[Spock:]
Just like I thought
they were in the same spot
in need of some desperate help
Mr. Spock and the K-child
were in need of something else
one of them dames was sexy as hell
I said “ooo I like your size.”
she said “my shuttle blew up and you seem real nice,
would ya let me ride?”
I got a ship full of girls and it’s going real swell
the next stop is the Eastside Motel

[Kirk:]
I’m tweaking
into a whole new era
Starfleet
step to this
I dare ya
Man
where no man’s gone before

[Spock:]
it’s a five year mission and we’re going to explore

[Kirk:]
Stars
Planets
Klingons
Romulans
Starfleet
To seek out new life
and new civilizations

[Spock:]
If you know like I know
you don’t wanna step to this
It’s the Starfleet era
funked out with a gangsta twist
if you smoke like I smoke
then you high like everyday
and if your ass is a buster
NCC will regulate