space whores

romulancommander: Tbh I kinda thought it was you just because...

Fri, 09 Apr 2010 02:24:22 -0400

Tbh I kinda thought it was you just because of the timing between that question and the ‘you are like courtney love’ response. But yes, I think this is important too. How you treat anons shows a lot about your true self.

I’ve been watching a lot of Britcoms and X-Files on Netflix Instant.

romulancommander: Where is Joanna from?! How did this happen?!...

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:38:50 -0400

romulancommander:

Where is Joanna from?! How did this happen?! Why are they found in the US and nowhere else?!

JOANNA

lots of names got butchered at ellis island. it could have been something like “lainville.”

scarlettohara: fuckyeahpintohipsterquotes: Holy crap, you...

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:49:37 -0500

scarlettohara:

fuckyeahpintohipsterquotes:

Holy crap, you guys. It’s ZQ in a motherfucking meadow or some shit. Making this was such an unconscious process. The quote practically wrote itself. Extra cool points if you know where it’s from.

wtf “extra points”? you don’t get ANY points if you don’t know what that’s from. you get points DEDUCTED!

romulancommander: spacewhores: Who is that? (via...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:43:53 -0500

romulancommander:

spacewhores:

Who is that? (via romulancommander)

One of those super popular blogs that has 30049203 followers

…but it sucks.

Who is that? (via romulancommander)

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 03:36:58 -0500

Who is that? (via romulancommander)

fuckyeahromulanwhore: Holy womb of Magdalene I actually did it....

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 18:26:38 -0500

fuckyeahromulanwhore:

Holy womb of Magdalene I actually did it. I promised I’d make a fanmix if we ever reach 100 followers and we did, so here it is! ONE MORE NIGHT: A ROMULAN WHORE FANMIX. There are two “sides”: Independent Lady and The Red Room. I was tempsted to go full hipster and fill it with my large collection of indie songs but this is the Romulan Whore we’re talking about so in the end I went with cheesyamazingawful pop songs and power ballads (with a dash of indie).

There’s really no order to these songs because while I’m all for making a fanmix, I didn’t feel like spending that much time on it.

Special thanks to evilcomma for his song contributions and spacewhores for getting Islands in the Stream stuck in my head for a week.

DOWNLOAD INDEPENDENT LADY | 26.7 MB or download individual songs below.
DOWNLOAD THE RED ROOM | 60.9 MB or download individual songs below.

Track listing | Click for detailed track listing + lyric samples

INDEPENDENT LADY
1. Destiny’s Child — Independent Woman
2. Spice Girls — The Lady is a Vamp
3. Haley Bennett — Entering Bootytown
4. Train Company — Lovely Lady
5. Andrew Bird — Masterfade
6. Charlene — I’ve Never Been To Me
7. Elton John — Candle in the Wind

THE RED ROOM
1. Moulin Rouge! — El Tango de Roxanne
2. Moulin Rouge! — Meet Me In The Red Room
3. The Beatles — I’ve Just Seen A Face
4. DeVotchKa - Til The End of Time
5. Sixpence None The Richer — Kiss Me
6. Constantines — Islands in the Stream (feat. Feist)
7. Louis XIV — Pledge of Allegiance
8. Dan Hill — Sometimes When We Touch (oh god, this song, I don’t even. It’s so bad it’s good.)
9. Stars — One More Night
10. Rufus Wainwright — Hallelujah
11. Regina Spektor — Chelsea Hotel No. 2
12. ABBA — The Winner Takes It All
13. The New Pornographers — The Bleeding Heart Show
14. Lady Gaga — Brown Eyes

…I can’t believe this exists now. *facepalm*

Wow, my boyfriend put “Pledge of Allegiance” on the first mix he ever made me. I will never think of Spock/NRW the same way again. But I guess with the boots…it makes sense.

violetcyanide: erraticerotic: violetcyanide: vaeltaa: aurevoi...

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:48:25 -0500

violetcyanide:

erraticerotic:

violetcyanide:

vaeltaa:

aurevoirshoshanna:

ohhsnapp1:

(via courtkneeee)

Omar, bring that sexy ass lip curl over to my house and make out with me.Yeah, bring whatever 1/2 sandwich is in your hand too. That’s cool.

Also, QT is wearing a Kill Bill jacket. :)

so much love in one photo.

and I love Omar’s lip curl.

OMAR DOOM YOU SEXASS

UNF OMAR.

SOME CHICK!? SOME CHICK!?!?!?!? THAT’S ZOE FUCKING BELL!

I’M SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW WHO IT WAS. ARE MY TAGS BETTER NOW?

Sorry, but she’s like the biggest most badass bitch ever and she’s the star of Death Proof and I sort of assumed that if someone was a IG fan they’d also be familiar with QT’s body of work. Really no meanness intended I promise.

scarlettohara: girlieshow: 82nd Annual Academy Awards On a...

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:44:28 -0500

scarlettohara:

girlieshow:

82nd Annual Academy Awards

On a completely unrelated note, the British commentators in my stream are really annoying. Why did we help them out in WWII?!

lol, canada wasn’t in world war II.

I just screamed when I seen Fred & Ginger.

Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:34:31 -0500

darling-eliza22:

This started out good until Neil Patrick Harris started singing…this isn’t the Tony’s!

You kidding? I’m so relieved it started out gay and silly.

romulancommander: Ehhh, when I say “I can’t draw” I really mean...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:49:50 -0500

romulancommander:

Ehhh, when I say “I can’t draw” I really mean “I have little potential as an artist and I wanna draw crack!art but I can’t at this point because I don’t know how to draw proportional bodies.” (that’s the only reason I wanna draw. So the things in my head can actually EXIST) I know I probably draw better than the general population and all that jazz.

IT’S OK I’M NOT GIVING UP. ONE DAY I’LL BUY A MOUSE OR A TABLET AND FILL DEVIANTART WITH MEDIOCRE ROMULAN WHORE ART. FUCK YEAH.

you know, I’m mostly pissed off that you cut off all my f’s.

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Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:00:47 -0500

"I love him. Not because he’s beautiful or because he’s rich! I’d much rather he weren’t either one...."

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:47:10 -0500

“I love him. Not because he’s beautiful or because he’s rich! I’d much rather he weren’t either one. It would even out the gap between us just a little bit — because he’d still be the most loving and unselfish and brilliant and decent person I’ve ever met. Of course I love him. How hard is that to understand?”

- Bella Swan, The Twilight Saga; Eclipse (via quote-book) (via romulancommander)

I’m telling you bb, I’m ready for a troll attack whenever you are.

I don't know why this happened.

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:14:54 -0500

[Kirk:]
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon
Captain Kirk was in the stars, trying to consume
some skirts for the eve, so I can get some funk
just rollin on my ship near the Neutral Zone

[Spock:]
Just hit the Eastside of the UFP
on a mission trying to find Captain James T
Seen a shuttle full of girls ain’t no need to tweak
all you skirts know what’s up with NCC

[Kirk:]
So I hooks a left at Sector Z-6
some Klingons shootin dice so I said “Let’s do this”
I beamed out the ride, and said “What’s up?”
some Klingons pulled some phasers so I said “I’m stuck.”

[Spock:]
These girls peepin me but they engine’s too hot
Beamed these females just in time thanks to Mr. Scott
Won’tcha think of better things than some horny tricks
I see my captain and some suckers all in his mix

[Kirk:]
I’m gettin jacked, I’m breakin myself
I can’t believe they taking Jimmy’s wealth
They took my comm, they took my fatshirt
I looked at the Klingon and said “Damn, what’s next?”

[Spock:]
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
ain’t none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta beam real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my hand and pinch them busters down

[Kirk:]
They got phasers to my head
I think I’m going down
I can’t believe this happenin in my own town
I don’t have my communicator
Or I’d call up Mr. Scott
But I glanced in the cut and I see my homey Spock

[Spock:]
One phaser set high and one phaser set low
Mr. Spock is about to make some bodies turn cold
now they droppin and yellin
it’s a tad bit late
Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk had to regulate

I laid all them busters down
I let my gat explode
now I’m switching my mind back into freak mode
if you want skirts lets beam up to the ship
I just left a gang of those over there on the bridge

[Kirk:]
Now Spock got the freaks
and that’s a known fact
before I got jacked I was on the same track
back up back up cause it’s on
S P O C K and me
the Captain J T

[Spock:]
Just like I thought
they were in the same spot
in need of some desperate help
Mr. Spock and the K-child
were in need of something else
one of them dames was sexy as hell
I said “ooo I like your size.”
she said “my shuttle blew up and you seem real nice,
would ya let me ride?”
I got a ship full of girls and it’s going real swell
the next stop is the Eastside Motel

[Kirk:]
I’m tweaking
into a whole new era
Starfleet
step to this
I dare ya
Man
where no man’s gone before

[Spock:]
it’s a five year mission and we’re going to explore

[Kirk:]
Stars
Planets
Klingons
Romulans
Starfleet
To seek out new life
and new civilizations

[Spock:]
If you know like I know
you don’t wanna step to this
It’s the Starfleet era
funked out with a gangsta twist
if you smoke like I smoke
then you high like everyday
and if your ass is a buster
NCC will regulate

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Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:10:28 -0500

romulancommander: quote-book: (via idareyoutoclickthis) See...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:44:04 -0500

romulancommander:

quote-book:

(via idareyoutoclickthis)

See tag.

should we get back to trolling them?

fuckyeahromulanwhore: Why, yes, I did use a Leonard Nimoy song...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:22:41 -0500

fuckyeahromulanwhore:

Why, yes, I did use a Leonard Nimoy song for a Romulan Whore graphic.

BUT OKAY, I HAVE A REAL QUESTION. THIS IS KIND OF A LONG SHOT BUT IT DOESN’T HURT TO TRY~

Does anyone have any Romulan Whore fanfic recs?! I’ve yet to come across one that I really like. They’re either too serious or not bad enough to be cracky. I know the Spock/Romulan Whore pairing is cracky by default but there’s SO MUCH UNTAPPED POTENTIAL FOR HILARITY/ANGST/DRAMA/ALL OF THE ABOVE THERE.

Actually, screw it. They doesn’t have to be good. I just need fanfic.

This is pretty.

Dude, you should just write your own fic.

So I’m not the only one who thinks about Kirk and Spock...

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 02:17:55 -0500

So I’m not the only one who thinks about Kirk and Spock when I’m chillin in rainbow cloud world in my underwear.

violetcyanide:lamamama:tumblingnoodle:frauruhig:natatas:

gpyw (also 2006)

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:23:40 -0500

gpyw (also 2006)

gpoyw (from like 2006)

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:22:48 -0500

gpoyw (from like 2006)

scarlettohara: (via erraticerotic) I like the way his eyes are...

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:22:00 -0500

scarlettohara:

(via erraticerotic)

I like the way his eyes are smiling at me peeking out over the earth.